Dear fellow Drivers,
Yes, I know that today we had (as they keep reminding us) the first rain we've had in 60 odd days.
Wet roads are slippery, most of us were driving a little slower than we normally would to allow for this.
So why did you feel the need to engage your suicidal tendencies and drive unsafely and/or speed whilst the rain was pouring down? Have you forgotten how to drive in rain? Do you always drive like an idiot?
These are not rhetorical questions, please take more care. I at least want to arrive safely at my destination.